DM: Okay, the Beserker needs to regain his strength, so you all decide to make camp
Cavalier: The halfling walks up and down his back to help relax the muscles.
Rogue: Oh just give him a shake-weight and be done with it.
Winding Argentivite adorns a witch’s hand.
Created by Mercuria Phalanx with the Tyakhok goblin clan, Winding Argentivite is a metal that has magically adopted some of the properties of living plants. A cutting of Winding Argentivite will gently attach to skin, and absorb minor quantities of magical aura as well as body heat to grow around a body or limb, but is not rooted and easily removed (unlike the variations accidentally forged in its development), and will remain in stasis until placed back on living skin.
While slow-growing, Winding Argentivite is not known to have a maximum size, and entire sets of robes fetching over a thousand galleons have been grown over decades. It has become common to give witches cuttings of Winding Argentivite when they become of age, so that they may grow themselves their own, perfectly tailored glove, sleeve, collar, or other accessory.
Women of color and the Disney characters they have played.
this is absolutely amazing
16 no’s and there were 16 steps to The Robin
repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
"If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of his love."
#from all the bad choices the movies made #not giving this friendship the importance it deserved is number one by a mile #LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME CANON THINGS ABOUT HARRY AND RON FOR A SECOND #Ron is the person Harry would miss the most in the world should something happen to him #Ron was just ELEVEN YEARS OLD when he decided not to go home for xmas #because Harry would be lonely #Ron completely opened his house and shared his family AND EVERYTHING ELSE HE OWNED WITH HARRY #Harry could barely function when he had that horrible fight with Ron that led to him leaving #HE COULD BARELY FUNCTION #LIKE OK REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE BOOK WHEN HARRY WAS TRYING TO FIND THE SWORD #AND IT WAS ALL COMPLICATED AND IT WAS DARK AND HE WAS ALONE AND SO TIRED #AND WHEN RON CAME BACK HE WAS SO HAPPY THAT SAME PATH SEEMED LIKE NOTHING TO HIM #AND RON #Ok Ron was jealous of Harry yes #but first of all CUT HIM SOME SLACK#he comes from a large family where he was always supposed to wear his brother’s handmedowns #almost never had anything new just his own #and then he becomes best friends with the most famous person in the world #wouldn’t YOU be jealous??? #but even if Ron was jealous he NEVER EVER EVER let his jealousy ruin his friendship with Harry #because it’s the most important thing #TO BOTH OF THEM #the MOST #IMPORTANT #BROTHERS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORLD#YOU ROBBED ME OF THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDSHIP MOVIES #I DEMAND YOU FIX IT SOMEHOW
#’miss him?’ said harry. ‘i don’t miss him.’ #but that was a downright lie.#harry liked hermione very much but she just wasn’t the same as ron.#there was much less laughter and a lot more hanging around in the library when hermione was your best friend.#’what?’ harry gasped. ‘they’ve got… they’ve got ron?’#THE THING HARRY POTTER WILL MISS MOST SIR#*gets a tattoo of all of these passages right over my heart*
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
I cannot stop laughing. omg.